Michelle would like to end with a poem she published specifically for this bio:

"I came here to make you laugh,
not observe statistics on a graph,
if you wanna hear the funny,
let me stick it to you honey,
we're all made of flesh, and skin and bones,
all loved Madonna's pointy cones,
we all have hair, at least most of us,
we all live our lives like a constant rush,
I wanna be like him, I wanna be her!
You've got it just as good as any other,
and Im just here,
to bring on that cheer."