Here's the more interesting part (all true): James Jabbour was hit by a car at the age of 5. His room has purple curtains. He looks racially ambiguous, which he thoroughly enjoys. He used to sell washable lint rollers. He is 6'4" tall, and is scared of heights. He speaks three languages. People think he's older than he really is and eventually say: "Oh! You're still a baby," to which he replies: "No."

He thinks money is a joke. He loves Super C & Mario for NES because they remind him of his childhood. So do Pokémon references. In regards to John Lennon's song Imagine, James says: "Yeah! What he said! Seriously."